oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
me: *throws shade 24/7*
me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
me: *is overdramatic*
me: *is a major asshole*
me: *complains about everything*
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barfpop:

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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nicolas-px:

when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes

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rehateable:

why does having my tv on make me feel safer

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emptiestspaces:

Iv always loved him
He was Bae before I knew what a Bae even was

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me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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kars:

what a story

kars:

what a story

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sonastyandsorude:

why does everyone on this show act like twisty is a normal looking clown

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tyleroakley:

"Angela vs Bath & Body Works Rant - Actual Footage"

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