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mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
image

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to high school.

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nayx:

need a laugh?  find one yourself.  welcome to the real world dumbass

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mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

 

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

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theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

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ominousallure:

accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life

ominousallure:

accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life

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shiny-dragonair:

My favorite thing to burn.

shiny-dragonair:

My favorite thing to burn.

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metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

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