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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

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no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

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yellowcrayonwillow-archive:

me on a daily basis

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no
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yourbrothershotfriend:

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spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

Because I highly doubt 1/3 of the worlds population died from spider bites

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brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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