honor students cheat more than anybody 

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i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

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it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

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People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

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u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

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I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like


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Finishing homework at 4am


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cos you and i we were born to die

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"Comedy is acting out optimism."
- Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

RIP Robin Williams, thanks for the laughs and comfort when I really needed it. Your amazing legacy in film and comedy will live on forever as long as people can laugh. My heart, thoughts and prayers go out to the Williams family and anyone else who needs a little support.

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R.I.P. Robin Williams, thank you for making us laugh throughout the years.

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