trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*
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dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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canadianslut:

when my friends tell me about their relationship problems/breakupsĀ image

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nintendontdodrugs:

halaalpussy:

pearlsandalexandrites:

I think I watched this on my iPad in algebra 2 for two straight weeks on repeat.

THIS NIGGA LOOKED INTO THE CAMERA WITH A STRAIGHT ASS FACE SAYIN I MIGHT FUCK YA MOTHER ONE DAY THEN HE MUHFUCKIN HARMONIZED AFTER IT

THIS IS THE RAWEST MOST DEADLY WHITE BOY I HAVE EVER SEEN THIS NIGGA REALLY WILL HOP UP IN UR HOUSE 3 AM FUCKIN YA MAMMY BLUNT IN THE HAND AND LOOKIN U DEAD IN THE EYE WITH A GLOCK IN HIS SHORTS THIS SHIT WENT AWWWWF

its amazing how many people dont know its andy milonakis.

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morningsuns:

morningsuns:

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

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redclaysweetie:

bruh

redclaysweetie:

bruh

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guy:

me trying to get work done in school

guy:

me trying to get work done in school

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sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

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Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

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